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Getawarjobcom

Get A War Job is a US Military recruiting website found through "Popular Technologies."

Main SiteEdit

The main site's layout mimics a recruiting office desk with a typewriter for completing enlistment papers, military propaganda posters and pamphlets, and a stack of business card.

Enlistment For Military ServiceEdit

Selecting the paper sticking out of the typewriter brings up a registration form that in addition to personal information, asks that you choose a specialty.

What field of the military interests you the most?
Artillery
Aviation
Communications
Electronics
Infantry
Intelligence
Law Enforcement
Medical
Psy-Ops
Special Forces
No Preference

This page also breaks the fourth wall by providing a link to Sony's privacy policy concerning the gathering of personal information.

America Is Counting On UsEdit

Pamphletb Pamphleta

AMERICA
Is Counting On Us!
KEEP AMERICA HEALTHY

(reverse side)

KEEP AMERICA HEALTHY
With the ever-growing threat of the
European influenza crossing the Atlantic,
the U.S. armed forces are expanding
rapidly. We need trained professionals to
protect our borders from hostile foreign
invaders. Only then will Americans be
able to sleep easy knowing that their
families are safe against death, disease
and destruction.

You can save millions of lives.
ARE YOU READY?

America United ProtectedEdit

Pamphletbb GAWJ pamphletaa

AMERICA
UNITED PROTECTED
RECRUITING THE BEST

(reverse side)

RECRUITING THE BEST

The U.S. government needs your help. As
the greatest nation on earth, America
prides itself on being the strongest, the
safest and the most independent force on
the globe. But, we can only retain these
qualities by recruiting top-notch soldiers.
That's where you come in. Sign up today
and you'll embark upon a heroic journey
of self-discovery, achievement and pride.

Do your country proud
SIGN UP NOW!

Business CardEdit

Businesscard

                                DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY
                                JOIN THE MILITARY

                                      866-931-9417
                            TOLL FREE IN NORTH AMERICA ONLY

VISIT YOUR LOCAL RECRUITING OFFICE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

Would You Recognize a Subversive?Edit

Subversive GAWJ subversiveback

"They claim "America First America Only"

A rising tide of subversive elements
threatens to erode the very foundations
of our government. While small, they
are growing in number and they
increase by exploiting the intrinsic
honesty and trust of good Americans.

The popular image of a subversive is
that of the outsider, reclusive and easy
to identify. The truth is that subversives
come from all walks of life. But their
agenda is to undermine and eventually
bring down the United States Govern-
ment.

(reverse side)
Know how to spot a subversive.

Language: Subversives often quote the constitution but
will show that they twist the concepts of free speech to
their own ends. Just as free speech does not allow an
individual to shout 'Fire!' in a crowded theater, govern-
ment security and the security of all Americans requires
some laws and regulations. Subversives use 'free speech'
to mean what they want it to mean.

Intellectuals and atheists: While Subversives can come
from any social class or background, many of them pride
themselves on their intelligence. They think of themselves
as 'independent thinkers' and are proud of themselves for
their ability to 'see through the lies.'

Front organizations: Subversives infiltrate society by
means of front organizations. These can range from the
local chess club to the infamous Alliance For American
Autonomy. The Alliance For American Autonomy is a very
thinly veiled, quasi legal organization that fronts a
viper's nest of un-American activity.

AVOID THE ALLIANCE FOR
AMERICAN AUTONOMY
Contact your local authorities if you are approached
by someone you think is a Subversive.

LeadsEdit

RegistrationEdit

Once user information is submitted, a message shows up at the registrant's specified email address.

From: recruiter@getawarjob.com
Subject: Your Application
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
T - E - L - E - C - O - R - R - E - S - P - O - N - D - E - N - C - E
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
THANK YOU FOR ENLISTING WITH THE WAR DEPARTMENT -STOP- YOU ARE WELL ON YOUR WAY TO AN EXCITING CAREER IN MILITARY OPERATIONS -STOP- PLEASE VERIFY YOUR INTEREST IN WORKING WITH THE ARMED FORCES BY VISITING THE FOLLOWING LOCATION (Personalized email verification link) -STOP-

Following the verification link brings up a confirmation message.

Your enlistment form has been received and your interest has been noted. A representative will be contacting you in due time as opportunities arise but, for now, stay healthy and keep your head on straight.

Registering through this page is likely to bring continued in-game information.

Found on top of of the America Is Counting On Us pamphlet, added shortly after the discovery of AFAO.com.

Phone NumberEdit

Phone Number

Calling the phone number given on the business card (866-931-9417) gives a recording.

(patriotic music)
Male Voice: Every citizen of this great nation has an obligation to hold, an obligation to freedom, an obligation to peace, and an obligation to the red, white, and blue. We are the strongest nation on earth and only you can keep it that way. Enlist with the military today and defend every American man, woman, and child against the forces that conspire against us. For more information, visit your local recruiting office. Protect our nation. Get a war job.

July 22 EmailEdit

A telegram/email received on the July 22nd which led to the discovery of AmericaFirstAmericaOnly.com.

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T - E - L - E - C - O - R - R - E - S - P - O - N - D - E - N - C - E
-----------------------------------------------------------------------


The war department is lying to you –STOP- We have infiltrated their recruitment center and found your enlistment form –STOP- They are not drafting people to protect our borders –STOP- That is what they SHOULD be doing but instead they are gearing up to invade Europe -STOP- We have little to no data on our enemy over there but they will be knocking on our door soon enough – STOP- If we do not protect our shores we might as well surrender now –STOP-

To learn how the so-called experts are trying to save us search out Project Abraham –STOP- We must warn you that it is not a pretty sight –STOP-

Sent from the Alliance for American Autonomy AMERICA FIRST AMERICA ONLY

DestructionEdit

Getawarjobcom destruction

On August 29th, after the reboot of the SRPA Terminal and the beginning of the invasion, Get a War Job was "destroyed." The pamphlets and the typewriter paper have been burned and can no longer be clicked on.


External linksEdit

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